Monday, December 12, 2005

Free to Insomniac Homeowers:


One fuzzy gray female kitten. Answers (when she feels like it) to Ariel. Enjoys chewing up wrapping paper, waking her owners up about 20 minutes before the alarm goes off by rubbing her head against your head, purring to rival a jet engine, tangling herself in your hair, pawing at the edge of the sheet until you lift it so she can crawl under, snuggling beneath the covers and pouncing on your toes, cuddling across your neck or throat and wrestling with her brother across the bed at 3 a.m. Has no concept of sleeping in on weekends. Is completely convinced that the Christmas tree is her personal plaything.

Please inquire within and send postage sufficient for next-day air. I may or may not poke air holes in the box, depending on the number of times she's knocked the Christmas tree down that day.

2 Comments:

At 8:15 AM, Blogger Shea said...

Let's just lock my cat and your cat in a room together with a Christmas tree and see what's left after a day......

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Arctic Skipper said...

We'll send Stephaine's 5 year old along to supervise!

 

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