Thursday, August 03, 2006

Note to self:


You don't have any curtains, blinds or any other view-obstructing material over the window in the downstairs entertainment room. Therefore; rushing through the downstairs entertainment room in a frantic attempt to locate your softball uniform, clad only in thong underwear, is extremely inadvisable - especially during the time that your neighbor is innocently strolling through his back yard to adjust his sprinkler and happens to glance up at your window as he's bending down.

Hope you enjoyed the show, Jeff! I normally charge $3.49 for that kind of thing, but since you're our neighbor, the first one's on the house.

4 Comments:

At 1:25 PM, Blogger AlaskanBarbieGirl said...

I think it's great that the head chef of Pike's got to see you nekkid. Maybe he'll make a dish in your honor. Shrimp on the Barbie Thong.

 
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i see your rates have gone up since the valdez trip....

 
At 9:26 PM, Blogger AlaskanBarbieGirl said...

Welp...there goes your boxed lunch you were savin' up to buy from Popeye's you cheap ho. I think they're throwin' in an extra biscuit for free with the $3.49 meal deal. Shame you'll miss it. That's nummy eatins.

 
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