Dear Asshole Who Egged My Truck:
I can only assume that you have some kind of issue with the Kansas City Chiefs since the only part of my truck that was slathered in egg was one of my Chiefs decals. If that's the case, I have a suggestion for you: grow the fuck up. I'm sorry that you seem to have some kind of problem with the football team that I like. Apparently, my support of the Chiefs is offending. Tough shit. If it's that big of a deal to you, send nasty email to Herm Edwards like the rest of the haters, and leave my shit alone.
P.S. You owe me an $8 wash at Gasline, jackass, and I sincerely hope you try your bullshit again because when I catch you, disliking an NFL team badly enough to deface someone's property is going to be the least of your worries.
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 6:21 PM
8 Comments:
I'm sensing some hostility...need a beer? :)~ Sorry your Chiefs got egged. You should be an Eagles fan anyway. *SHRUG* By the way, it was me who did it. I spent $1000 on a plane ticket to Fairbanks, Alaska so I could go to Fred Meyer and heave poultry embryos at your truck. I love you that much, and your Kansas City Chiefs even that much more.
A steelers fan would have broke your window (:
Maybe if you picked a team that didn't suck so much, people wouldn't have to egg your truck.
Whit, you're just jealous because red and gold look super cute on me and green washes you out and makes you look like a 50 year old corpse with stringy, brassy gold hair.
Shorty, you're sleeping in the garage tonite. And the next nite. And the next nite. And the next nite.
Coming from someone who cheers for the Red Skins, I don't think you have a lot of room to talk, Scott.
WHO'S NEXT????!!! :P
I'm not jealous of anything. Your team sucks ass and it was proven a couple of days ago as failed-to-become-bird-babies were heaved at your car window with the sole intent of desecrating your Chiefs. Even though the Eagles lost the super bowl two years ago, AT LEAST THEY WENT TO THE F'ING SUPER BOWL! I was still on the bottle (baby bottle...not whiskey bottle) when the Chiefs last had a successful season. I still remember the day (two years ago before the playoffs) I emailed you and told you that Trent Green was out for the season because he broke his ankle and told you to watch ESPN all day to get the scoop on his potentially career-ending injury. Then you found out I was lying and I was happy I was 3,000 miles away from you when you found out I fed you a bunch of shit cuz you would've whooped my not-at-all-fuzzy butt. However, you be da blonde who fell for dee shit and watched ESPN with baited breath all day to hear de non-existent scoop on the uninjured quarterback, so dat be yo fault. I win. I love you and only have one thing to tell you...GO BRONCOS!!!
Redskins??? Have we met?
You're more into college football (GO COUGARS!!!) but you're in Washington - aren't the Redskins your NFL team??
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