Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Joke of the Day:



Q: What can a bird do that a man can't do?


A: Whistle through his pecker!

Hee hee!

I don't make them up . . . I just pass them along . . . .

5 Comments:

At 2:31 PM, Blogger tfg said...

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?


You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 
At 11:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where does a 500 pound gorilla sit? anywhere he wants!

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Arctic Skipper said...

TFG - Come on, it wasn't THAT bad!

Whit - bite me, you suck.

Kev - I'm not talking to you anymore. Cheater.

 
At 9:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's grey and comes in quarts?



An Elephant!!





I know...sick

 
At 10:32 AM, Blogger AlaskanBarbieGirl said...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and he says to the bartender, 'ARGH! It's driving me nuts!'

(OMG...I was eating when i read the elephant joke...I threw up in my mouth)

 

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