FedEX is outtie!
In shocking news that has been burning up the blogosphere since yesterday afternoon, Britney Spears stunned the universe by filing for divorce from the waste of space, Kevin Federline. (Who's name will still wouldn't know if he hadn't latched onto Brit like a leech and proceeded to attempt to bleed her dry.) Looks like baby weight isn't the only thing momma's droppin' of late . . . .
You can catch all the details at tmz, dlisted, a socialite's life, popsugar, pink is the new blog (who I borrowed the 'dunzo' picture from) and pretty much every other gossip blog on the planet.
But, more pressingly, will Shorty drop me like a stinky bag of poo and rush to Hollywood to console his fantasy chick, or will I be forced to cram bad extentsions in my hair and pound Cheetos in a desperate attempt to keep him interested?
(I'm kidding, Brit actually looks fabulous! I love the bob!)
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 4:40 PM
5 Comments:
Tell him if he picks me up on the way, I'll pay for gas...he can have Britney, I'm after Reese!
My question is...why did she decide to use his sperm to crank out two children prior to all this? I mean, come on. Having kids is hard enough, but then you throw K-Fed into the gene mix and you're bound to resent them eventually. Besides...why procreate with someone who can't even afford to pay you child support once all is said and done. Duh Brit...that one was a no-brainer. Should've stuck with Mr. Timerberlake.
Mr. Timberlake..now there is a real man. He can only get his rocks off by tearing off Janet Plasticwoman Jackons top off...oh yeah Barbie, you have great taste in men.
As evidenced by the many college boys we used and discarded back in the day. All the guys wanted a shot at the Barbie Girls. So many peeners, so little time . . . . :P
Scott, dear - STOP HELPING!!!
Whit, Justin is used goods. Cam infected him with her dork cooties and now he's no good to any of us. It's really too bad - he had some decent moves.
Um, anonymous? Yeah, that was a reference to the depth of Mr. Timberlake's wallet for child support...not a reference to going for a manly man.
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