God Is A Steelers Fan
Donovan McNabb, after living a full life and setting many NFL records, finally died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Eagles flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Donovan." said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Donovan felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black and yellow sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steelers flag, and in every window, a TerribleTowel.
Donovan looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point, Donovan?"
"Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me," Donovan asked.
God chuckled, and said, "Donovan, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 3:32 PM
4 Comments:
Geezus H! Here you go being ridiculous again. First you pick a lame team like the KC Chiefs to fashion your lame-ass truck after and now you bandwagon to a team who has a QB with raw hamburger for brains. No wonder people throw eggs at your vehicle. Whelp...we'll talk at the end of the season. Well see how the fighting Donavan McNabbians size up compared to Ben Brainshamburger. :P PS sorry the team that you only route for because it's convenient and enhances your sex life lost Jerome Bettis amongst others this season. That should bode well for their upcoming Superbowl victory...in 2036.
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And don't go bringing God into this. God doesn't even like football. That's why he lets his sheep get snapped in half and knocked silly (as with Trent Greene). Football is Satan's way of keeping good people out of church on Sunday. (and if this comment is a repeat, I'm sorry...blogger puked on me while I was posting)BTW...I'm going to hell. I want to spend eternity with football fans...even if it means putting up with Satan.
oh dear god bomb! dont go being a steelers fan just cuz of short dog! be true to your chiefies! and God's probably a patriot fan cuz how else could that team win so much???
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