And God parted the clouds and looked down on Lindsey Brown in Fairbanks, Alaska. He debated whether or not to throw a lightning bolt down on her, or merely blind her with a bright light that would suddenly make her wake up and smell the jock straps...He spoke and said, 'Lindsey, thou shalt not be afraid, for the Chiefs have and will always sucketh. Thou shalt route for a team with divine backing...the Philadelphia Eagles.'
You be da one hittin' da hookah, baby. On another note, it looks like the San Francisco 49ers might actually have a quarterback and wide receiver this year. I hate it when non-factor NFC teams finally get their stuff together and look to pose a future threat. I'm going to have to up the smack-talk with my ex, Justin. The boy bleeds red and gold.
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And God parted the clouds and looked down on Lindsey Brown in Fairbanks, Alaska. He debated whether or not to throw a lightning bolt down on her, or merely blind her with a bright light that would suddenly make her wake up and smell the jock straps...He spoke and said, 'Lindsey, thou shalt not be afraid, for the Chiefs have and will always sucketh. Thou shalt route for a team with divine backing...the Philadelphia Eagles.'
Momma, seriously, you need to cut back on the crack. It's starting to affect you ability to grasp reality - everyone knows God is a Steelers fan.
You be da one hittin' da hookah, baby. On another note, it looks like the San Francisco 49ers might actually have a quarterback and wide receiver this year. I hate it when non-factor NFC teams finally get their stuff together and look to pose a future threat. I'm going to have to up the smack-talk with my ex, Justin. The boy bleeds red and gold.
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