Smirnoff, Laguna Beach marathon, football & poker, oh, my!
I had a brief but entertaining bout with the single life this weekend. Shorty abandoned me and went to Anchorage to play poker in a tournament the salesduders at Affordable in Anchorage were having, so I was all alone Saturday nite. Did I sit at home, sobbing into my kittens’ fur and wondering what horrible thing I had done to warrant such callous treatment? No, I went out and played Girls’ Nite Out with Ginger!
After taking my heartless boyfriend to the airport Saturday afternoon, I vegged on the couch and watched 6 straight hours of Laguna Beach. It was beautiful. I had plans to meet up with Shorty’s sister and go watch her son’s hockey game, but Cellular One hates me and I couldn’t catch her or Pops on their cell phones. Ginger was able to get through to me on my cell, though, and I met up with her and a few of the girls for drinks at CBI, where I discovered that Smirnoff Bombs are evil, vile substances that should never be pounded on an empty stomach. Jenna volunteered to drive us over to Kodiak Jack’s, and we spent the rest of the nite drinking, dancing and having fun. I made it home around 3 am, had a glass of wine with the kittens and slept all alone in our gigantic California king while Shorty played poker with the boys, hit on the strippers that were hired and blew his daughter’s college fund. Okay, perhaps that’s not entirely accurate. There were no strippers and he took fourth in the tournament, which means he won his money back. (I still think my version is more entertaining and would earn me apology flowers and a nice piece of jewelry.)
My Sunday was spent watching football, recovering from my nite of debauchery and drowning my sorrows over my Chiefs' loss in mineral water and Advil. I picked Shorty up at the airport at 7:45 pm, where I was pleasantly surprised to find that he’d considerately brushed all the stripper dust off before coming home. ;) We were in bed by 10 pm and I still wasn’t able to drag my butt out of bed this morning to do my morning work out.
My weekend of being single thankfully didn't result in any embarrassing photos being posted on internet web sites, and no one got arrested. I did, however, learn two important lessons: I can’t drink like I used to, and the effects of Smirnoff Bombs take at least 36 hours to wear off.
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 3:08 PM
4 Comments:
Girlfriend....you better be calling me when you have free girl time again!!!
What is a Smirnoff Bomb? Sounds like you had a good time...
p.s.-I can't access the crayon color thingy....fix it!!! I want to know what color I am!!
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