My Dream Truck
I discovered my dream truck quite by accident. Not that I don't love my cute red baby, but it's a 2 door extended cab, and reaching around the driver's seat, dragging my bat bag out of the back bench seat and managing all this without hitting my truck or the vehicle next to me is kind of a pain. So is dragging out Shorty's daughter, groceries, dead bodies or anything else that I may end up storing in the back seat. I ended up driving one of Shorty's demos to softball one nite last summer and it was a 4 door and I was totally amazed at how much easier it was to drag all my stuff out of the back seat. I decided that I might start checking out 4 doors, but I hadn't really found anything I liked, until that fateful day that I drove home from softball and found My Dream Truck parked in Shorty's parking spot.
It's a red (naturally) Dodge Dakota, 4 door, 4WD and has all the bells and whistles that my cute red baby doesn't have. Plus, it has chrome accents. *whimper* I drooled all over my dusty softball jersey as I stumbled in disbelief around this stunningly HOTT piece of metal in my driveway. I tried to crawl inside and cuddle, but Shorty had cold-heartedly locked the doors, banning me from curling into the driver's seat and purring.
I rushed into the house to inform Shorty that I would be trading my cute red baby truck in the next morning and taking posession of the seriously sexy red 4 door Dakota in our driveway, (and to yell at him for cruelly not informing me that My Dream Truck was on the lot!) when he blithely crushed my dreams and shattered my heart by telling me that that afternoon, merely four hours after My Dream Truck was put on the lot, he sold it. I was devestated and cried myself to sleep, sobbing into my damp pillow while thinking about some loser shmuck who was going to be driving off in My Dream Truck. (Okay, I didn't cry, but I was incredulous and slightly pissed.Okay, more than slightly. I may have thrown a teeny tiny tempertantrum. Or three. For the next week. Or two.)
So imagine my shock, surprise and insane happiness when Shorty told me yesterday that the guy who bought My Dream Truck had decided that he wanted to trade it in sometime around May and buy his wife a larger 4 door F150!!!! SO I MIGHT HAVE MY DREAM TRUCK IN MAY!!!!! I know, most people don't trade in their vehicles for an older model than the one they have, but this truck is so hot . . . . And it will be mine, oh, yes, it will!
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 6:37 PM
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