Nicole Richie busted for DUI
TMZ and Dlisted both have the story of Nicole getting busted for a DUI - and on the police report they're listing her height and weight at 5'1" and 85 pounds. 85 POUNDS?!?!?!!! She probably sniffed a shot of Grey Goose and got a contact buzz! 85 pounds is insane. Seriously, I have no problem flying up to Hollywood and putting Ms Richie on my own diet as gaining weight since college has obviously not been a problem for me. :P
85 pounds . . . . that's just gross . . . . I think I'll order a huge container of Sesame Chicken for lunch and reaffirm the fact that I love my curves . . . .
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 12:10 PM
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So instead of using the phrase 'All over it like a fat kid on a Smartie' are we switching to 'All over it like a skinny kid on crack/Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers/Kirstie Alley/an index finger/etc...? Quite frankly, I hate that she can be such a loady and not gain any weight from it. Gawd...to be that healthy. NOT! I bet she weighs as much as one of your sexy Vicki's Secret moonboots, Linds.
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85 pounds? dang! lindsay eats that much pizza at my store every friday! its like watching a car wreck, you cant help but watch the carnage as peperoni slices fly all over the place and sometimes the box even dissappears!
Pepperoni? I thought that was sausage and mushroom pizza we were eating??! Where the hell have you been ordering our pizza from, Kev??! :S
Dude where do you get this stuff - you are a shameless gossip searcher...I think I'll remember to check your blog for information as opposed to checking MSNBC :)
Laters...
Oh and BTW, Brad is not all that...especially after he left his wife for another woman...he grosses me out.
Brenda, I am hoplessly addicted to TMZ.com, socialitelife.com, pink is the new blog, popsugar.com and dlisted.com. All very fun gossip sites, and blow MSNBC out of the running.
Not that I'm interested in celebrity gossip . . . . at all . . . really . . . I'm blaming this addiction on Shorty, who keeps issues of US Weeky in the bathroom.
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