Cookie for me, cookie for you!
I have a certain method, a way, if you will, of interpreting my fortune cookies. Some people like to add 'in a hot tub' or 'naked' to the end of their fortune and some prefer to read it as-is, leaving out any childish embellishments. Big Kev and I add the phrase 'in bed.'
Kev was craving Chinese food today, so after wolfing down some dumplings and pork fried rice, I tore open my fortune cookie and was granted this fortune:
'You will enjoy doing something different this coming weekend - in bed.'
So, in honor of my fortune, Big Kev has declared this Saturday to be Strap-On Saturday.
Remember, you heard it here first.
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 2:07 PM
8 Comments:
I want you to realize that you said the following things all in one paragraph: Pork, hot tub, dumplings, BigKev, and strap-on. If someone just saw THESE words from your blog and were asked what they think is going on in this scenario it would probably go something like this: "'m going to pork and peg Big Kev with my strap-on while he holds up his dumplings in my hot tub."
You're gross. Pegging was so last year. :P
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Rally balls, anonymous. Insults only count if you're manly enough to show yourself.
Oh, and Linds?...make sure your next blog entry has to do with politics, children starving in Africa, and statistics about the stock market so we can all blog like the big kids that we are, mkay? That is why people blog, right?...to prove how educated they are?
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Special days can be fun. For instance, we always look forward to STD Sunday in the tfg household.
I meant 'strap one on' as in 'tie one on' - like get rowdy and have a few drinks. What were you guys thinking??? Eeeww - you're gross!!! :P
And if anyone is coming to my blog looking for learned discussions about politics, children starving in Africa and the stock market, I'm sorry, but I don't get that in depth. It's nothing but immaturity and potty humor here!!
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