Wow, I've changed.
Something very odd happened last night, and it's got me a little concerned. Can it possibly be that I'm actually developing some sense of tact, or even *shudder* becoming more of a lady? If so, hell's about to freeze over and the apocolypse is on it's way, so heads up!
I played pretty well in my soccer game last night, (no goals, though) and I had a few really, really sweet headers. (Whit, I'm sure you can tell where this is going now.) One was almost Brandi Chastain-like! The other team's goalie blocked a shot, the ball flew up into the air and toward the sideline, where I lay in wait, and I launched up into the air above the defense (I've got vertical, bitches!) and rocketed a laser beam header right to Janelle! It was sweet! It was hot, it was awesome - and the boyfriend of one of the opposing team members leaned over from the bleachers and said to me, "Nice head." The first thing that popped into my mouth was, "Thanks, I hear that a lot." But I actually refrained and simply grinned, said "Thanks," and left it at that.
What happened to me???! Am I actually developing some maturity?? What happened to the foul-mouthed jock-chick I used to be??!! I knew wearing all this pink was going to have some kind of affect on me, I just knew it!!!
I think I'm going to go home, put on a game, chug some beer and then burp and scratch to get some of my masculinity back . . .
posted by Arctic Skipper @ 10:11 AM
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